Gamble it up for Jesus

I got my first question today! Yeah, Baby! Someone loves me!

Q: Luc in Toronto asks - Which sites are the most rigged.

A: Luc, based on my extensive first hand knowledge of a number of sites, they're all freakin' rigged, man. If I had to award the title of most riggededest it would probably have to go to RiverStars. Man, I get sucked out on there so much it's insane. I had a guy go runner runner quads on me last week. He then proceeded to insist in chat that it was because he is a Christian and Jesus wants him to be rich so he can do God's work. I asked him how come the Republicans don't want to allow gambling then. Why they don't just let us all gamble and the Christiens can take all our money and give it to God. He said it doesn't work that way, but I should be happy because my money will help his church. Maybe I'll convert or something.